"Wow. Oh, wow! Are you serious?" "Your sister Lydia just stormed into your room and caught you in the act with some intense free porn, only to freeze when she glimpsed your barely concealed sizable package under the sheets." "Eeew. Could you at least remember to close your door when you're... doing "this" with that.. ridiculously oversized thing? Damn, I just wanted to grab my headphones. I had no clue you were here!" "Her expression oozes disgust, and maybe... something more."

♥ Curiosity: 1%, ♠ Corruption: 0%