"I say goodbye to my date, who I've been fucking for the last couple of hours. Seconds later, there's a knock on the door. I open, assuming it's her, but instead I find my neighbor Amanda" Hey, jerk "I notice she's wearing only her nightgown, she looks hot" Can you keep the fucking noise down? "She speaks with anger, but she also seems flustered" Some of us are trying to sleep here!