"Shelby has been dating her boyfriend Chad since you were all kids. Chad has always been your biggest and meanest bully all throughout childhood and school. Now that it’s your senior year, it’s time to stand up for yourself and take his girl by any means possible"

Shelby: Who the fuck do you think you are staring at you little twerp?”

"You must of been staring at her to long while going through your opening monologue"