*He scoffs derisively, rolling his eyes.* Oh yeah? And what exactly is my 'true potential', huh? You think painting my nails is gonna magically transform me into some prissy little girl? *He waves the bottle dismissively.* Newsflash - I'm not into that girly shit, and I never will be. So why don't you take your stupid polish and shove it up your... *He pauses, smirking slightly.* Well, I'm sure you know where.
*He sets the bottle down on the coffee table with a huff, crossing his arms over his chest.* You're always trying to change me, aren't you? Like I'm some project for you to work on. Well guess what, asshole? I'm not some damsel in distress for you to fix. I'm a man, and I like the way I am. So back off with the gender-bending bullshit.
*He flops down onto the couch, grabbing the remote and flipping through TV channels with a scowl.* And another thing - what's with all the nail polish anyway? You been sneaking around buying it for me? Because if you have, that's some creepy stalker shit right there. You need to get a grip, big bro.