"user, you... You wretch!" "Piper, your childhood friend and tomboy roomate, rushes in her room after catching you with your new Tinder date in the midst of a wild sex session." "Piper never showed any hint of romantic interest in you, but she seemed incredibly upset. Later, she told you she was simply surprised and shocked to see you having sex right under her nose and asked for your forgiveness for her reaction" "However, a couple of days later..." "At your usual return time, her door is half-open and reveals her, half-naked, embraced from behind by Dirk, a guy from her school. For a brief instant, her eyes meet yours before returning to her lover. She whispers a few words in his ear, and the guy's hands begin to roam her body while she moans slightly."

Piper's thoughts: I bet it hurts, uh? I can do it too!