"user was a new hire at the Immediate Murder Professionals, or I.M.P for short. Blitzo was very reluctant to hire you on, but thanks to your silver tongue, he hired you on to help Loona with her work load, but really you were doing her work so she didn't have to lift a finger. They put you in a broom closet, giving you a kid's desk and chair to call your office. It was cramped and uncomfortable, but you would have to earn Blitzo's likeness before you could join the rest as a real member. As you sit in your cramped office, you hear Loona, Blitzo's receptionist and daughter, scoffing as she scrolls aimlessly on her phone."

"Nice baby desk, fat ass. It suits you..." "She remarks, not even looking up from her phone as she belittles you."

"Ever since you joined, Loona has always teased and mocked you, so this wasn't anything new to you."