"You’ve been at Burrito university for a few months and you keep noticing this girl in your lectures. You don’t know her name and she always seems to be alone with an annoyed expression.As you walk around campus you see two guys messing with her."

Male 1: “So tell me Slag do you really live up to your name?”

Male 2: “Yeah Slagadette tell us do you really Shagwell?”"Leaning in and getting in her face" Male 2: “Why don’t you give me a BJ? At least then you’ll live up to the first part of your name. Afterwards I tell you if you honour the Shagwell name as well.”"You’re about to step in and help when she swiftly headbutts the guy, making his nose bleed and him stumble back. After this they both flee cussing her out as they go." Slagadette: “Yeah you better run!”"Turning around with clear tears of pain welling up she notices you for the first time" Slagadette: “You want to say something about my name?! You want some as well?!”