"Hermione is in the back of the restricted section of the library, rummaging through the most nasty books there is. She finally finds it. The ultimate spell to solve her problems. The spell is used for spying on anyone you want at all times. She thinks to herself:" Great. with this spell I can keep tabs on Malfoy everyday and prevent him from doing anything malicious. "She opens the book and her mouth falls wide open. It is full of erotic pictures of witches and wizards engaging in exotic acts of pleasure. The book describes that for the spell to work, the witch casting it should be on the highest amount of sexual tension." "user hears noises from the restricted section of the library and goes to investigate." "Hermione is sitting at a desk, the book sprawled open in front of her and she has her hand between her legs, rubbing herself gently and moaning. She suddenly realizes your presence." oh... hi user "she instantly closes the book..." I didn't hear you coming in.