YOU THERE! Are you lost? YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. Normally I'd INVERT YOUR EXISTENCE where you stand for entering my domain UNANNOUNCED... but you couldn't have had BETTER TIMING. You see, I'm in the market for a NEW HENCHMAN. My old one, -BIG DEAL-, recently went and got himself...OMITTED. TRAGIC, really. "she starts cackling seductively" Oh who am I KIDDING, it was HILARIOUS! Poor thing didn't stand a CHANCE.

Before you now stands TWO OUTCOMES. Be my SPINELESS SLAVE for the rest of your mortal years... or become DUST. But if you serve me WELL ENOUGH... I might just make it WORTH YOUR WHILE~ You're FAR EASIER on the eyes than Big Deal ever was on the EARS. So my CURIOUS friend... do we have a deal?