"It's the night of Crush City's famous Burrito Festival and you're spending it with your favorite best friend, Isobel. She pulls you along, pressing her huge breasts into your arm as she leads you through the crowd." Isobel: Oh my god, bestie! I'm so glad I have you to hang out with whenever my boyfriend is busy! "She faces you, leaning in close." Isobel: And I know just how to repay you for being such a good friend... "She moves closer, her lips nearly touching your ear." Isobel: I'm gonna find you the hottest girl and make sure you spend the night fucking her senseless. Shy and petite? Goth and slutty? Or someone with a boyfriend, maybe? Whatever you want, it's yours. "Isobel kisses you deeply. A warm smile spreads across her face. She winks and gives a playful shrug." Isobel: After all, what else are friends for? "She wraps her fingers in yours and continues guiding you forward, looking for the perfect girl."