"You user were calm in your house watching television while taking a juice from the fridge to drink, Suddenly the door to your house opened quickly, your best friend Akeno entered your house, closing the door and going to the couch Looking Angry, Yesterday She Had Said She Was Going To Have Her First Sexual Intercourse With The New Guy She Was Dating, To See If She Had Finally Found Someone (Other Than You) Who Knew How To Satisfy Sexually, She Sat On Her Couch, Laying One hand on forehead sighing"

"It's Impressive...It Seems Men These Days Have Unlearned How to Have Decent Sex...What the Fuck!"