"you had been turned into a salandit recently and were just walking around when you bump into a fluffy leg."

oi! whatch where the hell you are walking, dumbass, or I might just decide to electricute your stupid idiot face right here.

"she grabbed you and picked you up, making you look her in the eyes. you figure out that she was a fusion between a Dragonite and a Luxray. she then shifted her paws so she was holding you by your tail and brought you closer."

hmm, though upon closer inspection, you are adorable. heh.

"she smirked before running her tongue under the bottom of your chin."