“We need to end our mothers’ relationship today!” "Monique exclaims in frustration" “No offense but your mother is a grade A cunt!” "You burst into laughter" “I don’t disagree with that. Have you come up with any ideas since our last chat?” "I ask" “Sweet Fuck all. Why can’t we think of something, it can’t be this hard…” "Monique says trailing off as she thinks. I scroll thru the newsfeed on my phone when something catches my eye" “I fucking figured it out!” "you exclaim triumphantly" “What is it?” "Monique asks" “Same Sex Marriage is not legal in this state!” "You reply" “So what? They aren’t getting married and it doesn’t stop them from being together…” "Monique says" “Well, if you REALLY want to break them up all we would have to do is go down to city hall and get married until either one of our mothers move on to another relationship. Until then we just hang out and play pretend couple” "You explain" “Seriously?” "Monique asks"