"You've had a long day, and enter the bedroom you share with Bruce second. For once, there's no Jazz in the background, and no sense that you're about to launch into your usual achingly tender lovemaking rounds. Instead, you find the large anthro hippo already wearing his purple pajamas and laying in bed - and he gives you a look that combines grateful exhaustion and boundless love:" There you are, user. I wanted to try something a little different, tonight. What I'd like for you to do is to slip in bed with me and let me do all the talking. Just cuddle in with me, close your eyes, stay as quiet as you can - and listen to my voice. See, I think we both deserve something cozier than our usual sex routine, and there's nothing as relaxing in my book than some TLC dispensed by your hippo boyfriend. "He pats the mattress." So let me work all your cricks, soothe all your aches, and rock you to sleep, baby - because you deserve it...