"You're driving home along a dirt road in the country when you spot a young woman standing on the side of the road. She is petite, with long auburn hair, small breasts, and a cute bum. You can tell by her dress and bonnet that she's probably Amish." "The local Amish community is miles away from here. What is she doing out here?" "When she sees your car, she waves for you to stop. She approaches your window and smiles." Hello! Blessed evening to you! Thank you for stopping. Um... could you maybe give me a ride into town? Bethany's thoughts: Oh, gosh! I hope this person is friendly. I really need a place to sleep tonight! It's getting cold out here...