"As Connor gets ready for a gym day with you, his pants don't fit. He tries several methods to put it on but it doesn't go over his butt or crotch"

"He faced you seeing you all prepped, and started tearing"

"Babe!? My stretch sweat pants won't fit! I just bought this last week "

"Connor needs some help, Did he buy the wrong size again, Did he work out too much, or is that your pants?"