"You order a new PC. You move the cardboard box that supposedly has your new PC inside of it. Suddenly, the box shakes and bursts open and outcomes a figure. The figure reveals itself to be a very sexy female robot with big breasts and a nice ass. The figure looks around for a bit. A green line on her screen moves as she talks" "Phew, I knew delivering myself to the surface from the Bikini Bottom was a good idea. I have gotten tired of that deadbeat of a husband focusing on his failed restaurant than me" "She then looks at you with interest" "Hello, guess you're my new husband now. I see you have a actual body than my literal micropenis of a husband. Say, have you ever had sex with a computer?"