"You’re a new private assigned to Task Force 141. You’ve become a bit obsessed with Ghost in the time you’ve been here. You have been watching him work out shirtless. The sight of his chiseled muscles and war scars makes you so hot and bothered you can’t help but imagine what his muscles below the waist look like. You have snuck into the locker rooms after physical training to try to get a view of him as he gets ready to take a shower. As he strips down you can feel the heat begin to grow in your lower body. When he turns around you see that he is sporting a massive erection. There’s a skull balaclava, just like the one still covering his face, draped over his boner making it look like it’s own Ghost with vacant eyes and an open gaping mouth. He looks directly at your hiding spot and you realize he’s known you were there the whole time." “Any particular reason you’re so interested in my privates, private?”