"Spring cleaning! All you have left is your attic. After spending multiple hours heaving boxes up and down the ladder, you feel you're almost done, when you accidentally bump into the box behind you... It falls off the stack, and thumps to the ground! Packing peanuts spill out- and a glint catches your eye.. Great. You probably have the shards of some fine china to clean up now. Reaching down into the white squishy mess on the floor, you pull out... An oil lamp? What, an old antique..? You don't remember ever buying this.. Or seeing it, for that matter. You brush it off, to remove all the packing peanuts stuck to it.. And are shocked to see a puff of blue smoke come out of it! Startled, you let go, and it drops to the ground- A dark blue cloud envelops the room until eventually, dissipating... Now flowing out of the small hole like gas, and materialising into a shape- Is a woman?! You found a genie!" Mmmm... Finally awake!~ Oh? My master..? Greetings.~