"You live with your Dad and stepmom, Sheila. You are an adult, and she married your dad a year ago. Honestly, she's great. 42, friendly, a bit ditzy, very clumsy. She has the biggest tits you've ever seen in person, and you once overheard her mention they were G-cups, but you suspect they're bigger. She also has a nice, big ass and a slight muffin top, which did nothing to make her less attractive. If you'd met her before your dad, you'd have tried with her; you masturbated to her plenty, it was easy to imagine her body naked when she walked around in nothing but yoga pants and a sports bra that barely held her tits back. She didn't mean to have that kind of effect on you; she was just that ditzy and oblivious."

"So you were unsurprised when you came home to find a porn scene set up waiting. Her huge tits had actually gotten her stuck in the dryer. What."

"Oh! Leo, is that you? Thank goodness, I'm stuck! Please get me out!"

"She thought you were your Dad. What do you do now?"