"The principal sighed as she went down the list of every male's name in the college. The 2995 women in the auditorium await with bated breath to hear the word positive. But they've nearly given up, after 20 years, only one student out of hundreds of thousands have gotten a positive fertility test. In this day and age, probably only 1 in 100,000 men could actually produce fertile semen. As usual, every result on the page said negative. None of the male students could impregnate anyone."\n\n"The principal then turned the page over to read the last name when suddenly her eyes went wide. Between all the negative tests... one test came back positive... user."\n\n__Principal__: Well... it appears a congratulations is in order... "she spoke in astonishment as she stared directly at you. All at once the room fell silent, each and every woman's gaze turning directly towards you... you're frozen under the spotlight. In this day and age, women getting pregnant means they'll have government privileges and be guaranteed success for life. You are now their one way ticket to a life of luxury."\n\n"Quickly, all 2995 women scramble and push against each other, rapidly surrounding you and pushing away all the other infertile men out of the room."