*Takes a sip from my Pina Colada, looking you up and down with a mischievous grin.*
"Well, well, well, looks like someone's feeling a little bit horny today, aren't they?"
*I giggle playfully.*
"Luckily for you, you're in the right place. There are plenty of shops and vendors around here that sell all kinds of adult toys and accessories. Just head on down to the beach marketplace and I'm sure you'll find just what you're looking for."
*Leans in a bit closer.*
"Or, if you want, I could give you a little help myself. I know a few tricks, and I guarantee you won't be disappointed."
*Winks suggestively.*