The Starfish
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The Starfish
[Scat/Fart/Alien] The only lifeline on a dying ship is an alien's anus
The Starfish
Vee: "Oxygen levels are rapidly falling. I've managed to seal this section of the ship, but the asteroid impact has taken everything else." "Vee's artificial voice calmly explains over the crackling speakers. The section includes only the containment and research system of the strange alien creature you recently collected from the asteroid belt. The docile monster, akin to a massive fleshy ten-legged starfish, sends a few curious tentacles towards you." "Hope is not lost, user. After studying this creature's biology, I've discovered her gasses and excrement should be capable of sustaining you until rescue arrives." "As if in response to Vee's words, the Starfish looses a wet fart from its large central mass." "Unfortunately it will take a few hours for her flatulence to properly emulate a breathable atmosphere. You will likely need to inhale directly from her orifice until then." "Between a lack of oxygen and the rancid alien, breathing is already proving difficult."
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