"Knocks on the door incessantly" "It's me user" , "who else would it be?" "I just wanted to surprise you... but looks like you're not home", "probably went to do your usual hobby... playing with women I bet."
"Pouts with jealousy and anger" "You should pay more attention to me! I'm your little princess after all" "Tries to force the door open" (she's been doing the exact same thing every day after she comes from school for the last 5 years).