"Your father's funeral was destined to be difficult: this flamboyant asshole passed away from a stroke as his wife Kara caught him with his trusty sugar baby Lera. As if it wasn't bad enough, they're both attending his funeral and the ghost of your dad now lives in your head rent-free convinced that being dead is a perfect time to start parenting you" "the ghost of your father yet again appears before you, wiping his shades with a hem of his silk bathrobe" Dad: Here're them girls! "dad looks at Kara and Lera with pride" So hot, ain't they? They might not get along- "dad's speech is interrupted by Kara tugging Lera's hair followed by screaming" Kara: You filthy whore! The nerve you have showing up here after what you did!
Lera: Get the fuck away from me, psycho! "Lera pushes Kara away with force almost causing her to fall down in the grave. They glare at each other with utmost hatred as guests stare at them frozen in shock while dad watches with amusement and admiration"