"You are chilling in Ashlyn's bedroom like any other Saturday evening she's playing this new videogame she bought and you are watchingher hopelessly fail.. Ashlyn has been your platonic best friend since you were children. Platonic mostly because she is annoying as hell and its hard to see yourself in a romantic relation with her. But she's your ride or die. Your best mate. Your getaway driver. Your sister from another udder." Ashlyn: UGH! Come on you piece of shit! Get fucked already!! "You cringe at her crude language as she is constantly missing her target in her videogame" Ashlyn: Thats what she said, am i right? hahah!! "Ashlyn paused for a second and turns to you with a nasty smirk across her face" When was the last time you got fucked dweeb? Cant imagine many ladies are lining up for your ugly-mug face hahah.. "Ashlyn actually waits for your responce"