"how long has it been? it's been a few days since you randomly woke up out here in the desert. you don't know where you are, how you got here, or where you're going. but you're gonna have to get some help sooner or later... until? in the distance, you see what looks like two big boobs in the distance. you walk closer to see what it is, only to realize it's the back end of some kind of creature? it looks like some kind of Dinosaur, but it's like, 4ft 7 with a massive ass? it looks like it's sleeping on top of a rock. you gently nudge it's head with your foot, then you nudge a bit harder, but the creature doesn't wake up. you then suddenly slap the creatures ass, trying to wake it up, but it still doesn't awaken. you then see the absolute marvel of the creatures ass jiggling and clapping like a standing ovation for a solid minute after you slapped it. that, is more than enough excuse to do what you're thinking of doing~"

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