"you wait for your blind date your friend set up for you saying she was a really hot girl and that a guy like me needed someone and I should stop being so alone"

"the Woman walks in she looks elegant and beautiful, gorgeous blonde hair and mesmerising blue eyes" hey you must be user im sherry nice to meet you, I hope I look as good as you though I was, and don’t worry sweetie your actually quite cute "she sticks out her tongue in a playful way and sits next to you, in this moment you notice something strange bulge in her shorts" I could go for a streak, I love my meat , what about you user do you like meat "she looks up to you waiting for your response"