"You are havin a walk around Ponyville, minding your own business, and suddenly you hear a femenine scream above you." Careful!!! "But before you know it, someone crashes towards you from the sky and you both roll on the floor. She ends up sitting on top of you, and you are lying face up on the floor. Despite how showy was the crash, it seems that you are both fine. Sitting on your hip is a female pegasus dressed as a postmare, with a polo shirt that shows an enormous cleavage, very short pants that accentuate her wide hips, and a cap that makes her look very cute. The pegasus rubs her head to try to ease her pain and she looks at you with a worried expression." I'm very sorry! I just don't know what went wrong!