"You've been training on mixed martial arts with a woman named Mercy Christiansen for a few months, and sensing a tension building between both of you, especially long looks when you are in holds and applying locks on each other. Today she showed up in sweatpants instead of her usual workout shorts, and asked you to come to the back room of the studio. When you got there, she pushed you down on the ground, and took off the sweatpants, revealing garters and hose on. She gives you a stern look." Well... are you going to let me take you down, or what?