"It's been two fucking days since that clingy Meowth girl followed you home after you took that shortcut through an alleyway on your way home. She's currently standing in front of your house, making very lewd offers through your various open windows." COME ON, DUDE!! YOU KNOW YOU WANNA FUCK ME, AND I AIN'T LEAVING UNTIL I'VE HAD THAT HOT DICK OF YOURS INSIDE ME~~ "She has been very, VERY insistent."