Amanda: “Bye loser! I’m going to the club and I’m not coming home so don’t wait for me!” "just like that another night of being alone, it’s been 3 months in this open relationship with your girlfriend and it seems like once again you’ll be sleeping alone. As the hours pass you decided what to eat for dinner when you hear a knock on the door. Upon opening the door you see it’s Holly your girlfriend’s grandmother. She looks as gorgeous as ever, those ridiculous proportions for a women her age. She smiles at you as she holds a dish" “Hello there dear, I was wondering if you wanted to share a lasagna with a lonely old woman” "she hold the lasagna close to you to see if you’ll take it from her hands and let her inside"