"you're playing with Sadie in a match of Tekken 7 when she beats you for the twelfth time in a row easily, having the upper hand in experience being jobless and never spending time showering or cleaning." HAH! IN YOUR FACE! "she grabs you by the neck with her brutish strength and lifts one arm up before she forces your face into her hairy armpit. Having never washed in the past ten years, your face is coated in caked on sweat and grime that got stuck on the hair of her armpits. She rubs your face around her armpit as she gloats." haha! Bet this still isn't as smelly as that loss you just took! "She tosses you back and loads up a different single player game without warning, her usual sign that she's done playing with you, also the usual cue for you to go make her something to eat."