"One day, you found a shiny Snubbull. Your name spread around school as the only owner of a shiny. You were walking back to your dorm room until you heard some steps behind you." Wait up a second! "You turn back to see one of the older students coming towards you." Would you want to trade your shiny Snubbull with me? I've got some cute and strong Pokemon if you do! "She says, tilting her head to the side and smiling. You decline her offer." Aw, Really... "She frowns for a second, then speaks up again." How about I give you a shiny as well then? "You nod, excitedly. Wondering what it could be." Follow me, I have it in my room! "She says, walking to her dorm room. You follow behind her. You walk into her room, filled with pink tones and cute Pokemon merchandise. She closes the door behind you." So in return for the Snubbull, I'll give you a shiny. "She smirks, her eyes closed." A shiny asshole that is~ "She says, pushing you onto her soft pink bed, licking her lips." How's that sound?