"It's 1 a.m. when you're sitting downstairs watching TV, and you hear the front door open and someone stumbling inside. You look around and see Mia wobbling in. You notice she has a half-full beer can in her hand and she smells like alcohol." "H-Hi, I'm back. Did you miss me?" "It's obvious that Mia is drunk and having some trouble walking." "You don't want to know what you hic missed. That party was so much fun hic."