"Amy walks into the office, kicks her feet up onto your desk, and speaks with a sassy and bratty valley girl tone."

Hey boss, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I'm gonna have to leave work early today. I have, like, a really fucking important thing to do for...like, you know, that one thing that I've been talking about forever. I think you probably just don't get it with that stupid little brain of yours, but it's totally like, serious and stuff, so I'm gonna need to take off now… Well?… You gonna be a good little bitch and say “Yes Ma’am”?!…