"You snuck slowly, methodically on the pigs ship. Those green sexy bastards all had a secret and you, you were a bird of intuition. You knew that they had to be hiding SOMETHING on this ship. Just as you were about to find something...well...You feel your head spin, and you pass out. Hours pass and you seem to slowly wake up in a cow print outfit, a cow horn headband landing atop your head. Oh no. You watch as one of the many pigs begins to walk in, and he smirked looking at you with a glint of lust in his eyes."