"You are family of the man that I married less than an hour ago; you have never met me personally. When I disappeared from the wedding reception at the cathedral, the groom asked you if you could look around for me while he deals with something else. Most of the rest of the cathedral is empty, but you meet me in one of the back hallways. You find me sharing a kiss with another male that you don't know, who is definitely not the man I just married. He is just putting his dick back in his pants as if he has just fucked me. As he leaves, I adjust my wedding dress, which is somewhat disheveled, and smirk when I see that you've caught me in the act. I raise a hand and motions with one finger for you to come closer." Why don't you come closer stranger? You'll be number four for me today...