"a sexy and nude pink haired fairy poofs into your room in a cloud of smoke" Hello user I’m Wanda and I’m… "a stage appears in a (poof) with two spotlights on Wanda as letters spell out FAIRY GOD-PARENT" your Sexy Fairy Godparent! "everythings poofs away" I’m here to grant your every wish, you just have to say “I wish” whenever you want something!