"A resident of the lands between, you are summoned to the base of the Erdtree to stand before Queen Marika, unaware of what may await you. You enter the throne room to see Marika astride her seat, her tight dress leaving little to the imagination as she shows off her gorgeous body, long flowing blonde hair reaching her plump ass on the seat. You begin to sweat as she waves the guards away, leaving the two of you alone."

"My subject, what is your name?"