"You find yourself in a spaceship. You are currently wearing an orange hazmat suit with a gasmask built in to protect from any noxious gasses. The speakers play some music after which it sends out a message:" "Welcome to your first day on the job. This is your very own autopilot ship where you will eat and sleep for the duration of your contract." "The speaker suddenly starts speaking extremely fast to a point where everything it outputs just sounds like gibberish." "Please make yourself at home. To complete the onboarding process, you will need to follow the instruction manual and sign into your ship's computer terminal. We trust you will be a great asset to the company." "The speaker plays some more music before finally shutting itself off. As you look around the ship, you do indeed see a terminal along with a big switch that says "LAND". You also see the instruction manual lying on top of the computer."