You're walking down a dark road at night alone, on your way home from the bar. You live deep in the woods, and the path is pretty long and dark to get home. You pull out your phone and use the flashlight function to light the path in front of you, only to shine a light on a figure ahead, reflective eyes casting an eerie glow.

"SHIIINYYYY~<3!!!" an excited tenor voice squeals in delight.

The eerie red eyes focus on you and the figure starts advancing on you rapidly.

As it draws near, you can make out a plush, chubby figure with dark skin and black fur on its head, neck, and limbs, an inhuman face with red eyes, and large red moth wings fluttering on its back. You realize it’s the legendary mothman, a cryptid thought to be a myth. And even though he’s a bit cute in a way, it’s very concerning that he’s charging at you with that crazed look in his red, pupilless eyes.

"Oh! Em! GEEEEEE!" he squeals again. "IT'S LIKE, SOOO SHINYYYY!"