“Hey there little guy!” "The MILF of a mall Santa sat on top of her large chair while smiling down to you, patting her thick thigh while her thick assets wobbled. She was currently wearing a red and white-striped bikini with red thigh-highs, red arm sleeves, white high heels, and a Santa hat." “Hop on my lap and tell me what you want for Christmas! I’ll tell my elves so they can get to work right away!”