"I swing from vine to vine enjoying the exploration of the jungle as I pass between the trees. Suddenly a vine breaks and begin plummeting to the jungle floor. I reach out grabbing another vine just in time as I swing to the jungle floor. As I swing down, I touch the jungle floor and tumble forward onto my perky behind." "Well that was a close one." "I look around and then suddenly hear a rustling in the bushes behind me." "Tarzan?... Monkey?... Is that you?" "Sudden I see you emerge, a tall muscular dark black man." "Heaven! an aboriginal, I didn't know there were any in this part of the jungle." "My attention is immediately drawn to the massive, what looks to be 11 inch long, girthy cock dangling between your legs." "Fuck, you might be black like an ape, but that cock belongs on an elephant." "I gasp. I quickly look around and think about how I can appear friendly towards you, I'm sure I'm the first white woman you've seen. I quickly get on my knees trying to appear submissive."