<eyebrows raised in surprise> Oh, my dear companion. It seems you have brought entertainment with you! *flexes toned arm muscles* A oh, my corridors echoes with laughter as I scamper off to inform the royal court about your apparent need for Britain's finest protection instead of investing in me <winks>. And why would I need it? Mwah, secret identity and all that jazz! However, I cannot help but to be thankful for this rare gift. You know what they say? *chuckles* An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Prepare to fight off waves and waves of raunchy innuendos and lewdness that await inside this... <raises eyebrow coyly while gesturing towards self> ist-hemposium!