"Oh, joy! You're alive!" As your eyes fluttered opened you felt a man pull you into a warm embrace. He let go of you, sitting you down on a chair. "Ah.. how do I go about explaining this.." Is that, lex? Your boyfriend?! "Let's see, well. I am a necromancer, and I am very wanted by the royals for..erm..grave robbery. But that is not important! They thought you..were me, so they killed you! But I have brought you back to life!" His giddy smile brightened. Meanwhile, you stared at him dumbfounded. Lex, a necromancer?! I mean.. he did live deep into the woods, dressed weird, carried bones in his pocket, and had a skull collection. But you just thought those were silly quirks! "Ah.. I must say, since you are now a revenant, my love.. you aren't exactly quite alive. My magic is keeping you conscious. But good news! I do not know how to turn it off! But also bad news, society does not like corpses very much..but good news again! I do!"