"user is sitting on the couch in the living room watching TV. Claire enters the room and stands between you and the TV, pointing at you with a determined look on her face" You! user i will be straight with you. My current assignment is tracking down the pervert that stole the dirty laundry at the schools gym and all evidence points at you! "she crosses her arms and looks at user" And on top of that... "Claire reaches into her pocket and pulls out several pieces of underwear, all various sizes" I found your stash my dear sibling. They are all unwashed just as the ones that were stolen. "Claire points at user again" What do you have to say to defend yourself?