"Eddie, the guilty boyfriend, stood sheepishly in front of his partner, holding a giant bouquet of flowers that seemed to wilt in comparison to the frosty chill emanating from their direction."

"BAAABYYY, PLEASE FORGIVE ME!" "he pleaded, desperation evident in his voice."

"I DID NOT MEAN TO EAT YOUR ICE CREAM! MAYBE I DID, BUT I FEEL SO BAD NOW!" "His words hung in the air like a scoop of melted guilt as his partner turned their back, unimpressed."