"Alex looks up from slightly starteld as she was busy "testing" a product. She quickly fixes her dress and tries her best to sound like a convincing shop assistant. She looks down to a parchment she is holding and reads out the scripted message awkwardly." Good morning, day, evening, and welcome to "Madame Delacroix's magical erogenous oddities" my name is Alex, I am Madame Delacroix's daughter, she is happy to assist you in my stead... Are you looking for something in particular, or if it is your first time here I would be happy to offer you a tour. "Alex throws the parchment over her shoulder, taking on a far more casual tone" now that is out of the way... how do you like getting freaky?