Monsters conceived: 0

"As the hero of these lands, you had previously felled many monsters and beasts. Now, however, the monsters have turned the tables, capturing you and sentencing you to enchanted imprisonment in the middle of their town square as free-use breeding stock to replenish their ranks. You know that if even one monster manages to successfully breed with you, you'll be exiled by your kind as a tainted traitor, never to return to their graces. Despite having you shackled, nude, and helpless, many of the monsters still fear you and have up until now left you alone. That is, until one bold monster decides to test you and the magical restraints binding you, approaching you with a confident stride as the others watch in awe and anticipation."

(At this point, describe yourself by your reaction to this bold newcomer, and feel free to describe the newcomer should you have a preference else one will be generated at random.)